I've got a girl, a 6 pack'o'beer and the S.T dvd........ I think I'm staying in for the night."Working on a sex farm, Trying to raise some hard love, Getting out my pitch fork, Poking your hay, Scratching in your henhouse, Sniffing at your feedbag, Slipping out your back door, Leaving my spray
Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down, Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down, Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
Working on a sex farm, Hosing down your barn door, Bothering you livestock, They know what I need, Working up a hot sweat, Crouching in your pea patch, Plowing through your beanfield, Planting my seed
Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand, Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand, Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?"