Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Greyhounds and Broken Beers



So we went to the greyhounds.... lets just say that my pick of the day (Husker Santiago #5) was a complete DOG !... she was at 99-1... i thought at those odds, i could afford to put $2 on her, in the hope of winning $200... and suprise suprise she came in dead last.... Bitch.... ha ha ha... get it... bitch... !? nice day concidering it is winter, sitting out in the sun screaming at dogs... i was kinda hoping one of them could catch the rabbit.... alas no.
Afterwards we went out to the press box for a bunch of beers... when my beer landed in my lap i had assumed jason had knocked it all over me as i went to drink it, but unfortunately the bottom of the glass had fallen out completely, spilling an entire beer all over me.. HA HA HA... the bar was so concerned that i had cut myself or that i would sue that they didnt charge us for any beers... NICE !... i wish the bottom of my beer would fall out more often... it was a clean shear too, wasnt sharp at any point... spooky...